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August 18, 2009 at 9:17 pm Leave a comment

What’s worth breaking?

 

There was a very gracious lady who was mailing an old family Bible to her brother in another part o the country.

” Is there anything breakable in here? ” asked the postal clerk.

” Only the Ten Commandments, ” answered the lady.

 

Fig Leaf Found

 

A little boy opened the large old family Bible, and he looked with fascination at the ancient pages as he turnrd them one by one.

He was still in Genesis when something fell out of the Bible.He picked it up and looked at it closely. It was a very large old tree leaf that had been pressed between the pages of the Bible long ago. ” Momma, look what I found!” the boy called out.

” What do you have there? ” his mother asked.

With antonishment in his voice, the young boy answered, ” I think it’s Adam’s underwear! “

 

God bless you,guys! (:  Have a great week!

*nicole wong*

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